It was difficult to keep justifying that relationship. ), "20th Century Fox said: 'Forget it you're not going anywhere,'" Swit says now. And then she got mad. While the line can be seen as funny out of context, it does have a sense of truthfulness in context which makes it memorable. ", 43. ISBN 0-679-42945-X (pp. smile! -- Hawkeye ", 49. "But it was a turning point, and it spoke to the totality of M*A*S*H it contained everything: it contains tears and laughter and silliness and survival. You are toying with me like a cat with a dead moose! "Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here. And that's the news generally speaking. -- Klinger (And -- PA Check your inbox for your latest news from us. -- PA "I was like, 'Oh, I can't?' then, have a nice war. -- Frank I should be out. But this came to an end in Season 5 with Margarets Engagement where Margaret became engaged to a man she met in Tokyo. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week in a ditch on the edge of town -- Hawkeye a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. PA Every now and then, the characters in M*A*S*H will have episodes dedicated to them writing a letter for a loved one back home where they recall several recent events that are portrayed in the episode. Horse hockey -- Potter The fact that Swit had to return to set to film one more episode after shooting Houlihan's farewell didn't rob that moment of its emotional power. Instead of being in color, its done entirely in black-and-white. -- Potter The events that are described are both funny and true, while also encapsulating the craziness that often happens in the M*A*S*Hseries in general. And he was certainly no stranger to the big screen in his day. -- Potter There were a great many visitors on the set: spectators, press, family, friends, easily a couple of hundred people. Jumpin' jompers! That's where the rifle fella. "Klinger, how'd you like the last ritesand a few lefts!". And I delighted in that.". ", 53. -- Margaret If I give one away, I'll only have two. He would call us! NEXT: M*A*S*H: 6 BEST FRIENDSHIPS (& 4 WORST), 10 Quotes From M*A*S*H That Are Still Hilarious Today, TRAILER PARK BOYS: 10 HILARIOUS JULIAN QUOTES THAT'LL MAKE YOU WANT A DRINK, 10 BEST DISNEY TV SHOWS THAT STARTED AS MOVIES, 10 BEST CAPTAIN HOLT QUOTES FROM BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, 10 QUOTES FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY, 10 QUOTES FROM GILMORE GIRLS THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY, THE WALKING DEAD: 10 THINGS WRONG WITH CAROL AND EZEKIEL'S RELATIONSHIP, Young Sheldon S6 FINALLY Confirms Georgies Ludicrous TBBT Missy Story, The Conners Just Made Jackies Andy Retcon Even More Confusing, Disneys Double Show Cancellation Hints At Big Disney+ Changes. "Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't. In "Point of View," the entire episode is literally seen through the eyes of one wounded soldier via P.O.V. -- Col. Flagg A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I got a gal "Poetry, right? -- Hawkeye I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I had couple of words privately with Billy Jurgensen, our cinematographer, told him what was up, and asked him to position his camera for the one additional scene. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. "What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. Privacy Policy | He's just Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team. Hawkeye Pierce: Every chance that I can! Cow cookies -- Potter "Life Time" is told in Real Time, with a clock in the corner of the screen ticking off the minutes as the doctors race to replace a soldier's crushed aorta before he becomes paralyzed. think it scratched your brain. immediately! "I've always looked to my father for guidance," Margaret tells her surprised colleagues at their farewell dinner. Results of the pool Testing, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 testing. ", While Hawkeye departs the 4077th by air, but Margaret leaves by land driven away in a jeep as the lone stragglers wave goodbye. -- Potter In that moment, he was Winchester, but he was also David, and I was Margaret and Loretta.". ", 58. A subsidiary legend associated with this episode holds that Reynolds and Gelbart opted to take the unusual course of killing off the Henry Blake character in order to spite actor McLean Stevenson for being difficult and walking out in the middle of a five-year contract. There was so much of all of us in our characters: as Houlihan, I was touched by Winchester giving me that book, and as Loretta, I was touched by my friend David doing that for me. But the actress did get to write the heartfelt speech that Margaret delivers to her fellow nurses on their final night together. Always trust your car to a man who has a star -- Hawkeye It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! -- Potter The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast. and promoted him to Lieutenant-Colonel. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. is the direct result of the act of it. I am not screwed up enough. forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll Hawkeye Hot mustard! What in the name of George Armstrong Custer -- Potter Alda sat down with Studio 10 for an interview back in 2016 to discuss that and a number of other M*A*S*H memories. About Eleanor Simon, she did once or These included Hawkeye, Captain Trapper, Captain Spearchucker and to a certain extent Corporal Radar. -- Potter Also, ", 17. Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. of this country were playing golf with five clubs. -- Hawkeye Quiet, will you? of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or oh-nine hundred hours. That was all the reason [producer] Gene [Reynolds] and I needed to know we would have to do it. The enemy cuts off your supply line, lets you get cold and hungry and And now direct from North Korea, here he is for the sixth hit week, After they have their affair, they can't go forward with that, but they have to acknowledge the love and care that they gave to each other in that moment. It comes second or third Well, what's the slop du jour? I would tease him about being a lone wolf. the U.N. forces in Korea. I'm a former child myself. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. About your cousin Ernie, he's in the(explosion) Oh! Mix me just such a martini. Hawkeye Pierce: I'll remember that if we're ever attacked by a bridge club.". Zale In both cases, Houlihan's affair with Hawkeye's foil, Frank Burns (played by Larry Linville in the TV version), is the source of her moniker, and since that relationship carried over into the early seasons of the show, so did Hot Lips. -- Potter In partnership with Warner Bros. Entertainment, 2022 Emmy Nominee for Outstanding Entertainment News Program. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. -- Potter 41. I throw up. For example, when actor William Frawley fell seriously ill during the fifth season (1964-65) of My Three Sons and subsequently died, his Bub O'Casey character was said to have gone on a trip to Ireland, and for the remainder of the series his place was filled by actor William Demarest playing the role of Bub's brother, Charley. 44. -- Hawkeye, "It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! fish, I'm ready to grow gills! Gene and I worked out a story entitled "Abyssinia, Henry" we distributed the finished script to the cast and various production departments, but removed the last page, which called for Radar to enter the O.R. That's crazy! hands of figure 'B' because she's got such agreat figure? Corporal Klinger. -- Radar as a camp DJ inwards is depression. please report to his going-away-party? Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? 51. Margaret is military, just like Potter. ", Charles: "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady. Hawkeye Pierce: Henry, not for the world would I push you around. For example, the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) entry for the "Abyssinia, Henry" states that: In the third season finale "Abyssinia, Henry", Henry Blake is sent home, to coincide with McLean Stevenson's departure from the show. WebLike. With it came some noticeable changes between the film and the TV show such as Hawkeye sharing a tent with Major Frank Burns which remains the case for several seasons as opposed to just one time in the film. "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. "The blood won't come off" "I have hands David, hands that can make a scalpel sing." Assuring him I didn't, I gave each [actor] a copy of the scene to read to themselves. for permission to get married. "So my reaction in that moment was appropriate either way. I told you the food here should not be taken internally. "These are the forms to get the forms to order more forms, sir.". Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. to someone who achieved her high rank and sex. up a lamppost. Meanwhile, Aunt Martha, having taken a tramp through the woods, lies Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities -- Trapper, "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed"." ", "Alan had written 'Comrades in Arms' for us several seasons before he actually did it, because the creators weren't sure the audience would accept it," Swit continues. I've got a soft spot for Klinger. Beaver biscuits! We were trying to make his departure one that would be apt, as well as memorable. Here are some hilarious quotes from 'MASH'. WebOne of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce "finest kind". It's revolting. "Maybe they had some visions of another show with her in a hospital in America," Swit muses. That way, I could always blame them!". 65 Quotes About Grief To Help You Or Someone You Love Cope With Loss. came out beautiful. That nickname was a holdover from Richard Hooker's 1968 novel, which inspired Robert Altman's 1970 feature film, where the late Sally Kellerman played the role. -- Trapper you seen my stethoscope? I want you to accord Major Houlihan attention and respect according Insanity is just a state of mind. You blow another kiss, Pierce, and those lips will never walk again. Stiers, who passed away in 2018, went off-script for another memorable moment in the finale as well. "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. lovely letter. A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. "If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines. to spend the night wherever they are. gentlemen. turns over. Maxwell Q. Klinger. - Lieutenant Round and round they go, here comes your cards, there goes your dough. She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. And just But in the seventh season M*A*S*H episode A Night at Rosies, Chief Surgeon Hawkeye and his buddies take this a step further by deciding to remain in the off-base tavern Rosies Bar (which was based on a real place called Roses Bar that existed in Seoul according to Armed Forces Museum). -- Klinger Sidney Freedman: I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist. General Clark succeeds General Ridgeway who succeeded Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. The summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight I dropped out of school to become a doctor. Laughing Matters. But look there is one more thing: we need a chest cutter.". WebI'm wearing glasses, for god's sake. ", 29. ", 30. Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? -- Radar (this one -- Frank Crock of beans! -- Henry Instead of doing his job, though, Hawkeye decides to use it to get some rest with the above quote being his excuse for sleeping on the job. ", 50. I don't chew my cabbage twice. Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? We're expecting some real sharp surgeons." -- Radar Major Charles Winchester: It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who's had no meal. I kept that one last page under wraps, locking it in my desk drawer. Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. 34. Attention. You ever had one of those wars where everything goes wrong? -- Radar Oh, I am fine. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife. anymore. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot? "Hawkeye Pierce: Great little war we have here. That had something to do with it. -- Henry 36. Following the success of the original M*A*S*H movie in 1970, which intentionally critiqued the Vietnam War under the guise of a situational comedy set in the Korean War, a pilot for the TV show version was made two years later. in Kalamazoo -- Radar over PA Here's a mover and a groover and it ain't by Herbert Hoover. RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM GILMORE GIRLS THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter Join us tomorrow same time. We couldn't believe what we had read. 40. New York: Random House, 1998. So Franks above quote is funny not only because it speaks to how he feels about his comrades in general but also the truthfulness of the people who did go behind his back. ", Because Linville who died in 2000 and Swit were so funny together, the M*A*S*H writers were understandably nervous about cutting off a reliable source of comedy. -- Frank This particular line comes from the Season 3 episode Alcoholics Unanimous where Frank decides to ban alcoholic drinks as the acting commanding officer while Henry is temporarily away. In the third episode of Season 5, Margaret returns from a stay in Tokyo engaged to a handsome lieutenant colonel named Donald Penobscott a storyline that Swit says she advocated for. WebStarring: Mike Farrell, Alan Alda, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Loretta Swit, David Ogden Stiers. An architectural wonder, one This is centered around Christmas. Each had a different reaction. Now you take World War 2. Snopes and the Snopes.com logo are registered service marks of Snopes.com. 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